Are You Endowed with Non-Injury
Genes?
If not, you will get injured. And if you’re like me you’re not too good with pain. Especially your own. Apart from hurting it’s no fun
on the sidelines, is it? Not training, not competing and
your fitness going backwards.
I know this from personal experience - many
times over! The longest time out of action was a few years
ago when I hurt my neck. As I recall, the pain came on gradually
over a few weeks. I used to swim a lot and noticed that
after a swim I often had a stiff neck. It wasn’t much
and soon disappeared so it didn’t worry me.
It should have done.
Not Moving, Grooving or Improving
On one occasion, the neck pains and stiffness happened
during the swimming session not afterwards. And they didn’t
go away. Even after several days there was no improvement.
Now, maybe a faulty freestyle stroke technique (crawl) was to
blame. But I’d been doing it for years and was probably
complacent. Anyway, I just assumed the pain would disappear
as before.
To cut a long story short, it didn’t.
But after a few days rest and missing my usual workout I went
to the gym for some light training. This wasn’t one
of my best moves.
In fact, it was one of my worst. Right at
the end of a brief session, doing an incline-leg-raise, I felt
it get worse and I couldn’t lift my chin off my chest.
Judgement & Sentence
Various tests at the hospital mainly involved arm
movements (tricky) and poking my arms and fingers with something
like pins. X-rays too. The upshot was that I had to
wear a plastic collar type of thing to support my head.
The suggestion was that I might need it for maybe two years.
The other suggestion was that I should hang up my
running shoes. The idea was that when I recovered I should
forget all about running and orienteering. Too much impact
and jarring. The medical advice was that if I really must
workout I should consider taking up swimming! (I’m
not kidding, this really happened.)
A Hidden Bonus of Being Injured
Now, one of the fun things about wearing a support
collar is that everywhere you go you meet other people wearing
support collars. I mean everywhere.
You meet them in bars, in the library, in the supermarket, on
the street, in the Post Office. It’s a mass movement.
I thought about starting a club.
Sometimes, you get chatting about your hottest topic.
Swapping stories how they got hurt, how you got hurt, when it
happened, about the operation they’re going to have, about
the operation that just had, that no-way should anyone in their
right mind have an operation, and so on. Usually my story
was the most interesting.
How I Handled The PAIN
But a special downside of having a bad neck is getting
out of bed. This is tricky. It involves two quite
distinct and unrelated pains. The first is the pain in your
neck. The second is the pain of wanting to go and pee.
Eventually, after a struggle, this one wins.
And just in case you’re wondering, here’s
how you get out of bed with a bad neck. First you roll onto
your belly. Next you slide your feet and legs out of the
side of the bed and kneel on the floor with your stomach still
on the bed. Then you push yourself upright with your arms.
Easy. But it’s still a big pain getting socks on.
Pain & Knowing Your Neighbourhood Better
It’s also impossible to drive. So once
I tried a bus ride. Just once was enough as I just had to
get off at the next stop. The jarring and shaking were absolutely
horrendous. Gentle walking was much better, especially if
you learn to walk slowly and cushion your steps. And that’s
how you meet so many people in support collars. Because
no one can go far.
Now, I’ve nothing against busses. But
this did remind me of when I lived in a ground floor room right
next to a bus stop.
On the one hand, this can be very convenient.
On the other, busses make a truly incredible amount of noise.
Normally, you don’t much notice the squeals, screeches,
shakes, jolts, judders, doors opening, air brakes on, air brakes
off, rattles, clangs and so forth when they stop. Unless
the first bus of the day stops right beside your bed at 5 in the
morning.
How To Get Hindsight In Advance
I know from the collar-people I met that there were
many, many folks who suffer neck and back problems far, far worse
than mine.
In truth, I was lucky because it didn’t take
two years of wearing the collar to get better. As it turned
out, I was pretty well OK after five months. I was still
nervous about it for a while, kept the collar just in case, but
was soon running again.
Now, in hindsight there’s probably a lot that
can be learned from this story. As we all know, hindsight
is a wonderful thing. The snag is that it always seems to
arrive a bit late.
Are You Genetically Immune from Injury?
Some hindsight conclusions that you could draw from
all this are dead easy:
- don’t exercise when hurt or injured,
- make sure you exercise with correct form,
- etc etc etc.
Avoiding injury saves a tremendous amount of pain,
aggravation, time, disruption and damage. So, unless you’re
endowed with non-injury genes, it’s worth paying attention
to this beforehand and get your hindsight first.
But how? Simple. Make sure you click
on this link to Dangerous
Exercises Exposed! Plus Superior & Safer Alternatives
now and find out more.
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